Jameson H. 2B-134

Daily Dad Joke #22: "If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

Daily Dad Joke #21: "I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!" 

Daily Dad Joke #20: "What does a bee use to brush its hair?" "A honeycomb!"

Daily Dad Joke #19: Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

(Thanksgiving and the site being down caused me too miss two days but we back baby!) 

Daily Dad Joke #18: "Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed."

Happy Thanksgiving ladies and gentlemen!

Daily Dad Joke #17: "How did Harry Potter get down the hill?" "Walking. JK! Rowling."

Daily Dad Joke #16: "Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."

@Josh W. 2B-305 I write dad jokes :) 

Daily Dad Joke #15: "What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."

Daily Dad Joke #14: "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."

Daily Dad Joke #13: "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

Daily Dad Joke #12: "Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them."

Daily Dad Joke #11: "What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging."

Daily Dad Joke #10: "Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."

Ladies and gentlemen of the forums! How we doing tonight? 

Daily Dad Joke #9: "Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

Wya son, you gotta be in the forums too 😎

Daily Dad Joke #8: "I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."

Daily Dad Joke #7: "Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."

Daily Dad Joke #6: "What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"