Jameson H. 2B-134

Daily Dad Joke #5: "I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind."

Daily Dad Joke #4: "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

Daily Dad Joke #3: "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

Daily Dad Joke #2: "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

Daily Dad Joke #1: "What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved."  

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF

No shot all I see in the status updates is people saying "follow for follow?" 😂