Jameson H. 2B-134

21 years from the date of the attack that changed our world, we’ve come back to remember the valor of those we lost—those who innocently went to work that day and the brave souls who went in after them. We have also come to be ever mindful of the courage of those who grieve for them, and the light that still lives in their hearts.

Successfully completed my 2.5 year career with my job last night! Start with my hospital police department job Monday!

How we doing this morning ladies and gents?

OR, you can join the BCSO 😉 where the cool kids actually hang out

Daily Dad Joke #37: "Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice."

Daily dad joke #36: "Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."

How we doin ladies and gents? 

Daily Dad Joke #35: "When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?"

Daily Dad Joke #34 Christmas Edition: "Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in a chimney? He has Claus-trophobia."

FINALLY getting over covid! You know what that means. The Return of the Dad Jokes! (Star Wars Theme begins.) 

Daily Dad Joke #33: "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole destroying!"

Daily Dad Joke #32: "I hate my job. All I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing."

Daily Dad Joke #31: "If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?" "An iWitness."

Daily Dad Joke #30: "Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot."

Daily Dad Joke #29: "What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."

Daily Dad Joke #28: "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."

Daily Dad Joke #27: "My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up."

Daily Dad Joke #26: "Last night me and my wife watched three movies back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV."

Daily Dad Joke #25: "When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime."

Daily Dad Joke #24: "Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck."

Daily Dad Joke #23: "Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square."

Daily Dad Joke #22: "If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

Daily Dad Joke #21: "I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!" 

Daily Dad Joke #20: "What does a bee use to brush its hair?" "A honeycomb!"

Daily Dad Joke #19: Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

(Thanksgiving and the site being down caused me too miss two days but we back baby!)