Jameson H. 2B-134

Daily Dad Joke #18: "Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed."

Happy Thanksgiving ladies and gentlemen!

Daily Dad Joke #17: "How did Harry Potter get down the hill?" "Walking. JK! Rowling."

Daily Dad Joke #16: "Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."

@Josh W. 2B-305 I write dad jokes :) 

Daily Dad Joke #15: "What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."

Daily Dad Joke #14: "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."

Daily Dad Joke #13: "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

Daily Dad Joke #12: "Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them."

Daily Dad Joke #11: "What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging."

Daily Dad Joke #10: "Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."

Ladies and gentlemen of the forums! How we doing tonight? 

Daily Dad Joke #9: "Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

Wya son, you gotta be in the forums too 😎

Daily Dad Joke #8: "I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."

Daily Dad Joke #7: "Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."

Daily Dad Joke #6: "What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"

Daily Dad Joke #5: "I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind."

Daily Dad Joke #4: "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

Daily Dad Joke #3: "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

Daily Dad Joke #2: "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."

Daily Dad Joke #1: "What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved."  

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF

No shot all I see in the status updates is people saying "follow for follow?" 😂